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      <title>Grand Admiral Thrawn Thrawn [Signature #160]</title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 28 Jul 2015 10:59:53 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>Pedoro No Kami [Signature #157]</title>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 22 Jul 2015 01:15:49 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>Luke Mason [Signature #155]</title>
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      <title>Cody Strong [Signature #154]</title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 14 Jul 2015 10:12:17 UTC</pubDate>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 13 Jul 2015 09:39:18 UTC</pubDate>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 12 Jul 2015 05:54:38 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>Adam Schaapveld [Signature #151]</title>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Jul 2015 02:10:03 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>Anonymous [Signature #144]</title>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 6 Jul 2015 11:55:36 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>Mr. Michael Jennings [Signature #143]</title>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 6 Jul 2015 10:56:40 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>Mr Ali Sina [Signature #142]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Mr Ali Sina<p>We as loyal viewers of LinusMediaGroup&#039;s content simply DEMAND one thing and that is a firepole.</p>]]></description>
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      <title>Mr Miguel Spain [Signature #141]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Mr Miguel Spain<p>Firepolled</p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 6 Jul 2015 01:53:47 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>Taylor Maines [Signature #140]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Taylor Maines<p>#Firepoll plz. Just add cushion at bottom :D</p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 6 Jul 2015 12:50:37 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>Musaddiq Mirza [Signature #139]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Musaddiq Mirza<p>FIREPOLE!</p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 6 Jul 2015 12:12:02 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>Derp Hans Jennifer [Signature #138]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Derp Hans Jennifer<p>I recommend you to eat this message. Very important; integral for this petition. If this petition receives OVER 9000 votes, I will troll the interweb on agar.io named as the Masked Crusader. Very serious, you have been warned. Anyway, I bet Linus got something in the mail today... DEEZ NUTS. (I&#039;m not joking.) He&#039;s probably unboxing it now... HAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHHA</p>

<p>Best message ever...</p>

<p>Much wow very fantastic.</p>

<p>69</p>

<p>noscope</p>

<p>EZ</p>

<p>noobs</p>

<p>goteem</p>

<p>10/10 by IGN!!!</p>]]></description>
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      <description><![CDATA[Mr Just Call<p>#FIREPOLE for the win!</p>]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 6 Jul 2015 12:25:40 UTC</pubDate>
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      <description><![CDATA[Kyle Davison<p>Firepole.</p>]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 5 Jul 2015 06:14:00 UTC</pubDate>
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      <description><![CDATA[Corey WillNotGiveOutHisLastName<p>Linus, put a fire-pole in the new LinusMediaGroup HQ... you know you want to. ;)</p>]]></description>
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      <description><![CDATA[Mr Billy Rooke<p>If Linus won&#039;t then CSF guys should &#039;prank&#039; him and install one !</p>]]></description>
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Install one.<br />
Do it.<br />
DO IT.</p>]]></description>
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