It has come to the attention of my dear wife Catheryn Cumberbun the Third and I that the HBO television series of True Blood has degenerated in entertainment value steadily over the course of the last few seasons. Remember when it used to end? And you used to be dying to know what the fuck was going to happen? I miss those days of suspense and wonder. They were magical. Like the cereal of my childhood.

I petition, along with my fellow countrymen, to have Sookie Stackhouse, the magical farie vagina, killed. Killed in an absolutely permanent fashion. And that in her stead, Eric Northman should be made main character of the rest of the series. As I and my compatriots do believe that he would be the best and not taking anyone's stupid bullshit.

There are no further thoughts from myself or madam Catheryn Bumberbun the Third on this matter. Thankyou for your consideration, and good day.

Sincerely,
~Samule Eddinberry