- Target:
- shrubby@shrubby.net
- Region:
- GLOBAL
Hi Jodie - I can call you Jodie, right? Seems appropriate under the circumstances.
Listen. I know we've been sparring for months now over the top Google spot when people search for Jodie, and for a while there, I was actually in the number one spot. You had it, then I had it, now you have it again.
Truthfully, compared to all your Oscars and mentions and how famous you are, I'm really just a regular gal sitting here blogging about my mundane life. While I have been mentioned in various little magazines, been on dozens of national and regional radio shows, in the paper and even interviewed on one TV show (albeit via netcam), my notoriety simply cannot hold a candle to yours.
You get to go home and snuggle up with all those awards and the like - could I ask a favour? Could I just have Google? Just this one little thing... I would really appreciate it. You understand, I'm sure - always with the "No, it's: Jay. Oh. Dee. Eye. EEEEEEEEEEEEE. There is an 'e' on the end. An E." Our name is special, isn't it?
Ever yours in final 'e' solidarity,
Jodie.
This petition will simply ask that Jodie Foster forever relinguich the number one spot on google to Jodie. As Jodie states "compared to all your Oscars and mentions and how famous you are, I'm really just a regular gal sitting here blogging about my mundane life."
This is a simple request to have eveyone loyal follower of Jodie to sign this petition so she can reign supreme in the number one spot. And becuase we all know it sucks to be number two.
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The Abolish Jodie Foster from Google petition to shrubby@shrubby.net was written by shrubby and is in the category Miscellaneous at GoPetition.